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Talk to me, or like and I will mail you first :)

9 hours ago     13 notes     Reblog
Anonymous:
Would you rather have two dicks or a pair of tits?
Me:

pair of tits. Squish Squish. Already having one penis is enough to deal with. never mind 2

9 hours ago     3 notes     Reblog
Anonymous:
JUST TELL US YA FUCKING DICK SIZE OR ILL CUT YA
Me:

Calm down :’)

9 hours ago     2 notes     Reblog

I feel like eating a whole baguette

10 hours ago     3 notes     Reblog
Anonymous:
favorite NSFW outfit?
Me:

Depends on what I feel like.

11 hours ago     0 notes     Reblog
Anonymous:
DO IT!
Me:

Honestly wouldn’t even know where to start. It’ll fuck my own mind up. I need help from Stephen Hawking.

11 hours ago     1 note     Reblog
Anonymous:
Don't do that tumblr hates maths.
Me:

That’s why it’ll be fun. (for me)

11 hours ago     1 note     Reblog
Anonymous:
How bigs your dick?
Me:

I should work out some really hardcore math equation for people to solve.

12 hours ago     6 notes     Reblog
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